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Recent Movie Reviews

Kozak V: Cannoneye Kozak V: Cannoneye

Rated 5 / 5 stars

King amongst men.

I remember Kozak from back in high school

We shared a rare moment together, in the bike sheds, when no one else was around. He had a touch as warm and gentle as Mr. Miyagi, and passion more raw than any Don-Juan out there in the crazy world.

I love you Kozak. Come back to Pappa!

CabbageClock responds:

Brought a tear to my eye :')

Clock Shorts Clock Shorts

Rated 0 / 5 stars

All zeros is what's for dinner!

I should kick your butt and steel your mother, you rabid butt monkey. If I catch you around here again, it will not be a good thing happening. Now make like a leaf and get a haircut!

Canuckles-Clock responds:


Cool Things 398 Cool Things 398

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Constructive Criticism: Episode One

Don't do that again.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

thats funny comming from someone with shittyer movies then mine.

Recent Game Reviews

Bird Danger 2 Bird Danger 2

Rated 0 / 5 stars


McFly you irish bug when i get hold of you im gonna squeeze your head till your big-ass nose explodes. Now make like tree, and get outta here!

Recent Audio Reviews

The Birthday Songe The Birthday Songe

Rated 5 / 5 stars


It's the best thing ever printed onto the Intersurf.