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[Kozak V: Cannoneye]

King amongst men.

I remember Kozak from back in high school

We shared a rare moment together, in the bike sheds, when no one else was around. He had a touch as warm and gentle as Mr. Miyagi, and passion more raw than any Don-Juan out there in the crazy world.

I love you Kozak. Come back to Pappa!

CabbageClock responds:

Brought a tear to my eye :')

[Clock Shorts]

All zeros is what's for dinner!

I should kick your butt and steel your mother, you rabid butt monkey. If I catch you around here again, it will not be a good thing happening. Now make like a leaf and get a haircut!

Canuckles-Clock responds:

hahaha.

[Cool Things 398]

Constructive Criticism: Episode One

Don't do that again.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

thats funny comming from someone with shittyer movies then mine.

[fun stuff 251]

I am reviewing fun stuff whatever crap.

You better watch yourself McFly...i'm coming to suckle on your tender cock!

oh yeah...great movie.

CabbageClock responds:

Ok Biff...i'll take your word for it,

[Jason vs. Sadako]

What can i say.

I can say many things. Class. Astounding. Brillientos. and Fandabbidozi.

All of them sum this little number up!

[fun stuff 987]

I'm incurable but durable.

Hello.

THat movie was very good, although i would have included a fight between me and George Mcfly, me of course, being the victor.

Remember that for next time you make a movie.

CabbageClock responds:

I can see where ou are coming from, but fighting never solves anything other than petty arguments, wars, bar fights, and major disputes.

Thankyou for your time.

[BTTF Shorts: #2.1]

THATS NOT HOW IT HAPPENED!

Remember, i went to hit you, and you grabbed me by the arm and you punched me in the fa....OH YEAH! i remember now...heh heh...that WAS how it happened...i totally kicked your ass...heh...good job McFly. I'll give you a 10. because im stronger than you. and i killed you. yeah.

[Choccy Whitehead]

Anyone seen that shrimp McFly?

Yeah...it was a good movie i guess. i like the way Whitehead is a total mean ass like me. He's all beatin up on those poor defensless thugs.

Now make like a leaf, and tree.

[WW III ?]

SHUT UP, MCFLY!

NO ONE CARES MCFLY!

And say hi to your wife for me.